THE HORRID TALE OF KRAKEN RUM
WHAT FOLLOWS IS ALL KNOWN INFORMATION ABOUT THE KRAKEN, ARCHITEUTHIS DUX. LEADER, COMMANDER, CHIEF, AND CAPTAIN OF THE GENUS OF GIANT SQUID.
LEGEND HAS IT...
A ship carrying spiced rum from the Caribbean was attacked by a monstrous Kraken. The Beast thrust upon the ship its massive limbs, plunging the vessel and the men on board into impenetrable darkness.
THE LONE SURVIVOR
All of the barrels of rum were destroyed except one, which was badly stained by the squid’s black ink. It was dubbed “The Kraken Rum.” It is now known as a liquid of unparalleled darkness.
The Kraken was thought to dwell in the blackest depths of the sea, surfacing only to devour entire ships whole. The looming threat of its presence enough to keep sailors in a constant state of fear.
THE KRAKEN HAS EMERGED
It has spread its tentacles inland, looking for a new place to wreak its unique brand of havoc.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
No one knows where it may surface. No one except those unlucky few who are about to cross its massive path. Those who survive have epic tales to tell. Kraken Rum.
TURN BACK NOW
GO AHEAD. WE CAN’T STOP YOU
A SECRET ORDER
OPEN ONLY TO THOSE WHO FAITHFULLY WORSHIP THE HEINOUS SEA BEAST AND THE BLACK RUM WHICH BEARS ITS NAME
LEAGUE OF DARKNESS